stupid math jokes

A scientist trapped a mathematician in a stone cellwith some can food to see how long he will take to open the can food or to escape. After a few days the mathematician was still trapped. He stacked up the unopened can food and said, 'If I don't open them by tomorrowm I'll be dead.' The next day, the scientist went to check on the mathematician and found him dead. A note beside his body says 'proved.'

One day a robber boarded a bus and shouted, 'GIVE ME YOUR MONEY OF I'LL DIFFERENTIATE YOU OR I'LL INTEGRATE YOU!' Everyone surrendered their money except one man. This enraged the robber and he shouted at the man, "I'LL DIFFERENTIATE YOU! I'LL INTEGRATE YOU!' Then the man replied, 'I'm not afraid of you. I'm e to the power of x."

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