Q: How many
RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to
design the new bulb, one faculty to
test it out, one faculty to
market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about lightbulbs.
Q: How many
HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The
whole school. To compete with
RJC.
Q: How many
VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to
screw it in and the rest to
cheer and
wave flags and banners to give him/her
support.
Q: How many
MJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They're too busy trying not to get
retained.
Q: How many
NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study
without light. They use
moonlight.Q: How many
AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They're too
busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many
ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb?
A: None. They'd use all their
money to employ
YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many
YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only
one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to
demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for
ACJC?)
Q: How many
CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it
darker.
*hehhehheh*Q: How many
JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Their
physics is so
bad that they make the male teacher
cry.
Q: How many
TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They can't be
bothered.
Q: How many
SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in
praying for it.
Q: How many
NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using
oil lamps.
Q: How many
SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat
litebarbu...
Q: How many
PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300
jumping jacks for not wearing the
proper school attire
Q: How many
IJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: They don't use light bulbs anymore! They are so
new that they use
fluorescent lamps now.
Q: Don't you guys wonder
who wrote this?
A:
TJC!
Q: How many
TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They
think they are very
bright already.