Frankie's Birthday BASH

Today is Frankie's Birthday. His burfdae bash started since the 1st break of the day. Dunno its fated or what bcoz our break extend to 2 periods bcoz there's no phy lect today.

Firstly, the class boys brought Frankie to the toilet. Stripped his top off, wet him with cold water before forcing him to put on a bra that some of the guys bought. Omg, I think the size is A35 or sth then Frankie cannot wear lor. Too small. Haha. Then, we took a video of Frankie topless with a bra. Aiseh..damn chio..For most of the video, haha, Eugene is seen helping Frankie to clip the bra. After much running around and shouting, Frankie then posed for the video, acting like a pornstar. WAh..damn porn..Woo..then I invited the girls into the toilet to check out Frankie since there is no other guys inside. They went in only to let out screams lah. Then, the cleaner told us to zhao coz OM coming.Aiseh.really all zhao lor.Frankie was then left alone, wearing his uniform. In the end, the OM scolded him only.haha.damn irresponsible of us.

Then, came after school, the flour war started by benice or Frankie, cant remember, who open the flour packet. Woo..then benice was the first victim. THen, the war extended to the AJ fountain. Frankie and I came out with the idea of saboing Benice and so we went bringing benice to the AJ fountain and put her in, not throw ok. However, she was still quite wet lah.So Ang, I have helped you gain some revenge.haha..After that, the flour war intensify till almost all present got flour on them. Hum jis emerged from this flour war, namely Kelvin and Spencer.haha. Kelvin was so hum that he went to the 2nd floor. Then, Eugene took some flour to the 2nd flour while I distract Kelvin.Bingo.Kelvin's down.However, Spencer still went home clean as he ran hell fast lah and I cant catch up with him with my dropping pants. Spencer even hid himself and even Xiu Lu cant coax him to let us throw flour at him. Even XIU LU lor..However, that did not dampen our mood as we came out with a finale of throwing frankie into the AJ fountain. SPLASH!..Frankie was all wet. Unfortunately, Eugene specs was distorted.haha.duno whether is the right adjective..Yeah.. tts all..I have a strong feeling that my birthday nxt yr would be worst lah..omg..

Signing off,
--[Kai]--

LET'S MUG

Its time to mug guys..and I have come out with some ideas to keep us gg in our revision

Method 1: Chant 'MUG, MUG, MUG, MUG, MUG, MUG......' until ur mind finally tells u its time to mug

Method 2: Count da amt of time u have left..how many days? hrs? seconds? Usually, esp by now, u will realize u dun have much time lah

Method 3: Pack your files. Put them together with ur txtbks, if any. Then, measure the total thickness of all the papers...You will be amazed how much tt is needed to be read thru..

Method 4: Think ahead...If you can do well in your promos, you need not worry abt your J1 syllabus when in J2 or you need not do xtra assignments during da hols...Also, there will be less nagging from parents and more freedom given by dem.

Method 5: all of the above..haha

The above methods are advisable for potential slackers. The methods are deemed efficient by the Institute of Crappy Research(ICR), founded by Dr. Kai in the year 2004.

tts all!..tata..doubt many peps will be seeing this blog since everyone is bz mugging and coming online less often...

Signing off,
--[Kai]--

bai chi here

joanne and madeline thinks that writing on this blog is bai chi... hahaha i agree. since no one is updating already.. we have to try to make this an active site. like only ppl like me will come and write rubbish one. c'mon lah. crap a bit can. madeline just said that im lame. and i dunno wad to write. haha they said im a crapper. we're currently supposed to do pw in the free access room but the stupid guys enwei mark and frankie are playing little fighter. and me? im crapping. madeline exclaimed "benice sucks!!!" but i do not suck ok. she sucks. joanne exclaimed too "YOU SUCK LO!!!!" they are so evil.. keep calling me saibin but they themselves are SAIBINS too... we're a big sai-ish family. this is total rubbish but what to do??? this site is dead. and some ppl still haven update before. write crap like me also can mah.

SB LAU

Madness..

Today, Mr Tham announced that our WR 3rd draft would be our final report. Thus, we have to jia you and do our best for 3rd draft aka final report.haha..My first rxn to this was siao boh?!!..But after that, I realized that it could be good in a way as we could quickly remove Pw out of our minds and start mugging for Promos...

Anyway, I realized that Promos is gonna kick start in 3 wks time yah. So..lets start our revision though I still cant feel the heat yet..haha...Good luck to all and all the b35+!

Calling all folks out dere..put ur books on your desks and shout "Hell Yeah!"...Its the time to MUG MUG MUG....C'mon everybody in the hse, tuo diao ur lazy self and start mugging! Nanananananananananana...Tong tong tuo diao!

Kk..I am mad yah...

Signing off,
--[Kai]--

hey!!!

hello everybody! we must pia hard ok!!!! (hmm i think i should say this to myself more often haha) then after promos go kbox!!!! i know yiting dying to go right.. haha ya i think it'll be fun leh... but those who not interested of course can dun go.. but all these will need to wait. for the promos are coming.. mug hard!!

SB lau

LotSa jokes!

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
can there be greater than this one?"
----

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
----

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
----

Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of
the night?"

Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."

Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?"

Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
----

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER
WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
---

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
---

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed ! up in his 1932 Rolls
Royce."

"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner."
---


A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..

"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
---

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before
youmarried her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
---

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
---


A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"

He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."
---


Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you are
sleeping with?"

Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!"
---

"Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.?"

Answer: "Because people started licking the wrong side."
---

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my pretty
face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of
humour."
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KaNgli ^_^

First year MedSchool

First-year students at MedSchool were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:

The first is that you must not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." . .and as an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger but sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention. "

argh

i wanna complain about co. co sucks!!!!!! my frens from other schools all stop cca quite some time ago lo. and this bloody ajco is still having practice. wad the hell. how to start studying??? oh and i realised everyone else but me is starting to mug real hard. im dead.

good luck everyone. prof lau is lazy today so will not come up with quote.

The 'Shit' Sisters

haha..this post is mean as a joke..pls do not take this seriously...
Suddenly, I have realized da emergence of the 'shit' sisters, namely Da Bian and Lau Sai Bin. Haha!..Damn farnie..Sorry if I have offended you all. I cant tag so I decided to cr8 a post.
Oh yah!..DB..I am just trying to be a GOOD person and nt being NICE to beNICE

--[Kai]--

Jie m3i's Back!

Yeah..Long time din visit this blog le....
Today's GP PREP was rather useless...I think...
I din listen to the lecturer and was just wasting my time away...Sianz..
Eh guys..PW rox!...I am tired of seeing that WR again..
Anyone interested in gg out?..Movie?...Pool?..Bowling?...53X?..haha..sorry
I guess its time we start to complete all our tutorials and hit the books...However, I dont have the mood yet leh..Sianz...Maybe I am plain lazy lah...
Thats all folks, have to go do phy skill A wrksht liao..tml hand in...
cYa,
--[Kai]--

limitin9’s 1st entry~

Hmm.. well 1stly I would like to thank kangli for helping mi post this entry cux I’m a comp baichi n hav prob trying to post.. haha.. eh.. I forgot wad I wanted to sae liao.. erm……….. anw, holiday start liao.. anyone wan go out?? Haha be it go out stdy or go for movies etc.. ask mi k!! oh yah.. congrats to mi n Frankie!! We finalli did NOT get F for phy!! Yeah *thumbs up *

Yeah *thumbs up* btw, u all interested in class chalet? I suggest we book now.. or lai bu ji liao.. the best wld b b4 the end of yr sch hols starts (for pri sch) cux off peak cheaper!! Ok lah I go slp liao.. bye3ee~

-=limitin9=- ***

cRap!~

hahaha~ hi everyone!! i long time not heRE~ =) gee.. hols like finally heRE~!! mug haRd guys! =) woo efficient kangli!!! haha.. thankx for the pic! hahaha debbie.... u suRE ma?!?!? see! guilty of sumthing!! or wont try to explain!! muahaha.. hahaha.. went out celebrAte tt markie's bday ritE!! ahahah.. k la i better dun teAse u two.. haAx.. wad a sweet couple.. heE =) oh HAIRPEE BERTHTHEY MUG!! k i mean happy birthday mark!! hahha so pOor thing.. kena bullied like siao! nvm frankie bday cumming! hehheheh.. lets plan~ =) *evilgrin* muahahahha.. k i`m entertaining myself.. ha chem lesson is fun man!! i reallie enjoy man!!~ thou it's kinda polluting~ haAx.. hey this's a class blog!! cum ppl!! blog ba! dun bloCk! k not funny~hahah~ jus yi shi yi shi also can ma! haAx.. k i think i`m realli crapping~ gUlps! turning into a cRab!! i feel myself walking sideway!! =/ legs are falling off! getting lame~ k taDA!~ tKc peepS! oh jia you fer PW!!

hey everyone!im back blogging...haha.

hmm...some ppl didn't believe i went for aerobics class on the day of the dinner right.Hmmph.Haha,i did,all right!Oh btw,i think my aerobics instructor is cool.Pretty n amiable...too bad the studio is damn small...i stay on the same spot for like 1/2hr!....

ehh....i forgot what i wanted to say but yeah.yes,i forgot so....im gonna end here.

Happy holidays everyone!:D

I love ballet!

Debbie

Gals pic!! eh? Who's that eXtra? 

All the 4A ppl!!  

The 4 who Dropped econs !  

The Class!! At Swensens! Not present: Jia Yi, Madeline, Joanne, Guixian, Benice, Jessie, Mark and Debbie ! 

Hi evyone!!!!!

Happy Teachers' Day!!!!!


haohao....Zzzzzzz.....