Teacher's Day Dinner...

hey hey...i have just msged Mr Tham about the dinner that some of us suggested...
waiting for his reply now...
so if he says okay,i will inform everyone and see what's the response like yeah?

im very sorry for this last minute notice!!

Debbie

Happy Tchers' Day

Every one going back to mother school tml?...Well, I am

Anyone interested in organizing sth to show our GRATITUDE towards Paul? Frankie suggested some dinner together with Tham.

Haha..Benice accepted her nick of SB lau..lol...

Sian..actually wanna pon sch and go back to BPGHS w/o going to AJ coz BP is only a bus stop dist. away from my hse..Haiz..However, bcoz of the 'disciplinarian', Kai decides not to pon...

Anyway, Happy Tchers' Day to all the tchers that have taught me although most prob they wun get to see this post.

Signing off,
--[Kai]---

i rock!!!!

this place is still like a dead pond. flooding with algae and dead fish. haha nice way to describe this eh? hahaha.. common tests for everyone are finally over. which means we will be getting our results back and the promos are coming.. 36days more!!!!! oh my god i've just given myself a DAMN BIG SHOCK omg!!!!! shit la sure die one.. mug mug mug everyone.. and when its over we can go out and party!!!

another jing1 yu4 liang2 yan2 from prof lau:
your mind can only hold one thought at a time. Make it a positive and constructive one.

this is quite cool leh. at least i like. it fits very well with my own motto "think positive!!!" haha ok so what are we gonna do with the money we earned.. *drools* haha hmm why dont we donate all to charity??? haha... but then its not a lot.. i dunno haha.. but doing charity makes people feel good right?

just to end... I ROCK. muahahaha...

SB Lau

Class outing!!

Yoz!! Let's have a class outing After Teachers's Day Celebration yeah?! Anybody wanna go waTch moVies?! There's alot of gOod movies out now!! Haha. Alien vs Predators! Ghost movies for the 7th moNth. bLah bLah bLah!! Yup!!!!!

iF not we can have LUNCH together! HAha. Sakae? Seoul ? =X


Rest well ppl!!



Kang Li ^_^

Haiz

Today's physics test is...haiz...dun think will do well lah. Anyway, we must move on and study hard, esp Frankie, Yi Ting and me. We just dropped econs and must start to pia our physics liao ok.

Also, lets all do our best in our promos. We should use the sept hols wisely. Play, rest and study hard. Anyone wants a class outing? haha. Anyway, I think we shld get a class tee soon. YeAh!

23/04 shi tou wo de pi gu!

--[Kai]--

hmm

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much.

so everyone just do crazy things!!! do not restrict yourself to the stupid rules and maybe you'll chuang3 chu1 yi2 ge4 chun1 tian1 lai2!!! haha good luck everyone! esp for the physics people wo have common test this sat!

Prof Lau :D

Economics Project

Seriously i think that we won't be able to start on monday. Most probably we can try to start on tues. Or we give up doing the business. Haiz.

Actually i was quite shocked to realised that Monday was the starting of business already when my friend asked me how's preparation. On checking the paper they gave us. I realised it iS indeed Monday. 23/8/04!! OH mY. I was quite shocked and panicky. Coz i've thought it was nxt nxt week and didn't really give much thought to it as we were having our 2 common tests on saturday.

Moreover in a way like frankie said i also remember winnie tan saying that it's nxt nxt week. Haha Both parties at fault la. If it's really this monday then the most we start on tuesdays.

I feel kinda guilty that i've failed to notice everyone about it. I didn't really realised that it's on this monday! My Apologies to Everyone for failing to remind and inform the class abt this as the econs rep!! I'm vv sorry!! =*(



Kang Li >.<

Pizza Anyone?

Yoz 23! Guess we all were super stressed by the two tests last week. Just wanna praise all of us for our hard work. =) For now...let's just take it we had do our best for the tests and had no regrets ya? Hmm...I was just thinking whether u guys wanna order pizza for lunch on Fridae after Civics. Then, we can eat at the pavilion and no need to go and fight for seats in the canteen. ANiwae...could be a reward for our great work as well as a bonding session too. Do give your opinions!

-S.H.E. roX Jia Yi's woRld-

haiyo!

ah!!!! my whole entry got deleted.. i forgot to save.. ok nvm just take care everyone i lazy to retype everything.

prof lau.

haiyo!

haiyo how come now no one blog liao. dun liddat leh. and those who nv blog before write something here la. yi si yi si also can mah. like shiling huiling blah blah.. haha i write ur names out liao so must write ok. haha oh the tests are coming so maybe everyones mugging and has no time to come here. aiya spend a bit of time come here relieve stress and crap also very good mah.

oh quote of the day from prof lau: study hard mug but remember to take care of your body! drink more water and eat more fruits. and! do you know that not da-bianing for one day will cause toxics equal to 3packets of cigarettes to stay in your body??? so shit everyone!!! ok this sounds a bit crude. haha nvm.. take care everyone!

Jia you for tmr's test... dont let me dian4 di4 can liao =Pp... Anyway, i think the yam flavored ice-cream today was the best! haha.

Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her first-grade
pupils.
"Johnny, what is your problem?"

Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My
sister is in third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Brooks had had enough, so she took Johnny to the
principal's office.

The principal agreed that he would give the boy a test and
if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

He started by asking Johhny some simple arithmetic. "What is
three times three?"

"Nine, Sir."
"How much is nine times six?"
"Fifty-four."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a
third-grade should know. The principal looked at Ms Brooks and said, "I think Johnny can go to third grade! He seems smart enough."


Ms Brooks said to the principal, "Let me ask him some
questions?"

The principal and Johnny both agreed.

Ms Brooks asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have
only two of?
Johnny, after a moment, answered "Legs, Ma'am"
"What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

"Pockets!"

"OK, what does a dog do that a man steps into?"

"Pants."

"What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

"Coconut."

"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could
stop the answer, Johnny was taking charge.

"Bubblegum!"

"What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?"

"Shake hands, Ma'am."

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

"Now for some "Who am I" sort of questions, OK? First one.
You stick
your poles inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet
before you do."

Johnny, quick as ever, answered, "Tent!"

"OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're
bored. The
best
man always has me first."

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense. But
Johnny was
on
the ball with "Wedding Ring!"

"I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me,
you
feel good."

"Nose."

"Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come
with a
quiver."

"Arrow."

"Good, now for the last one. What word starts with an
'F', ends in K',
and means a lot of heat and excitement?"

"Firetruck, Ma'am!"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the
teacher,
"Send
him to university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

How about u? lol.

Gd luck for tmr... -Mark-

Argh...so many tests coming up but so little time!

Anyhow, good luck to all for the Common Tests 3!:)
Study hard n jia you!:D

Debbie

Economics Project!!

YEAH!! I 'm sure all of you know about this right? So We'll need to have a least ONE team to participate in this Business thing! Yeah!! So anybody interested please approach me okay?

I have an idea which is to make this project a Class Affair! Yeah! Then all the proceeds will go to the class fund! For our next ouTing!!!!! Isn't that GREAT?

So, For a start, Think of as many ideas!! Brainstorm ideas. Think of them. Ponder. Blahblahblah!!! THINK!!

Ideas
Ideas
Ideas

Many Many Ideas plz flood them here ok ?

Thanks



Your Econs rep hopeful of getting some response,

Kang Li =/

*DUriaNs anYonE?

gee..hope this gets thru..thanx beni anyways for e lil advice..!its qt very infuriating when ure own entry disappears and then hey!someone else's appears the next min..o anyways my uncle`s wife has a family durian plantation bak homE in m'sia..and i have lyk 4-5 big bags of poKey stuff al ovEr my kitchen flOOr!so anyone wan some of that, which will prob leave yoo with a pimple plantation..feel free to ask froM me kayss..*grinx oh to mark and maddy..absolutely sorry abt my procrastination abt the photoss..im pretty bad at this kinda shiet..i'l try zippin the pix up once more..and i'l send..prob aftaer ct3 yeah..?Ohhs And anyways..Is it tIme for MugginG ALraDeeee...........
Love u guys
gX

hmm......

A well-known speaker started off his seminar
by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked,
"Who would like this $20 bill?"
Hands started going up.
He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you
but first, let me do this.
He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.
He then asked, "Who still wants it?"
Still the hands were up in the air.
Well, he replied, "What if I do this?"
And he dropped it on the ground
and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.
He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty.
"Now, who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.
My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it
because it did not decrease in value.
It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives,
we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt
by the decisions we make and
the circumstances that come our way.
We feel as though we are worthless.
But no matter what has happened or
what will happen, you will never lose your value.
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased,
you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you.
The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we
know,
but by WHO WE ARE.
You are special- Don't EVER forget it."

haohao...Zzzzzzz.....

Celebrating the Nation's Bdae

Wow! I celebrate the nation's birthday this year by doing GP articles. Aiseh. Song boh?! Anw, i doubt i can meet the quota of dunno hw many articles. Sianz. Hope ms lee yuan liang wo. Haha. Anyway, I saw her at Suntec on Saturday with her husband. Think its her husband lah. Help her wear necklace leh.

Kai

Why Men Lie ( Not a Good Excuse!! Tsk Tsk )

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

Oh No! he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife.

Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.

Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."


The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it!


Bleh!!! Had a good laugh guys? But definitely not a good excuse =p!


Kang Li ^_^

Our first outing

This outing is a great one lah. We din stop having fun and i can say that the class did come closer. The splashing of water is fun. Thanks En Wei for pang seh-ing me and wear back your shirt. Woo. Captain's ball was fun. Haha. Getting a red face is not fun. Sneaking into the resort to bath was a wacky idea suggested by me. The shooting star was unexpected but great to be able to see it. Anw, no one knows what it really is lah.

Thanks ALL.
Kai

Girls are Dangerous

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.

The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says,"Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious?

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you do have all the equipment."



MORAL: Never argue with a woman.

hmm...

I am Ong Ah Bee living in Kampong Chai Chee
Life used to be simple and HAPPY
I worked hard in my STUDIES
I learned A-B-C, and everything from 1, 2, and 3.
Primary school was quite easy
I passed PSLE

Then I went to SECONDARY
The subjects include HISTORY, GEOGRAPHY
Physics, Biology and CHEMISTRY
After O levels I went to JC
I was quite LUCKY

This is a small humid tropical COUNTRY
Surrounded by unknown potential ENEMIES
Boys turned 18 must go to ARMY
After that we may continue our Studies
The girls can just sit back, relax, and watch TV
They come to this world only to "Chia Liao Bi"

No one lives on free meals or depends on CHARITY
I had no money to go to University or Poly
So I went to work at a FACTORY
Trying to earn a little lousy SALARY
After CPF and INCOME TAX,
I have just enough money to buy ROTI and ride in MRT.

My bosses show me no SYMPATHY
Mumbling over my shoulder daily : "HURRY, HURRY and HURRY !"
Accusing me of always trying to get MC
But my sickness was due to over stretch OT
Going home after midnight by TAXI
And they pay me only bus fee

I Park-Tor and became STEADY
Finally had to MARRY
I lost money holding Wedding Dinner PARTY
Cheeky friends donating only cheap PANTY
After marriage, nothing was EASY

In one year, I became DADDY
I can't support my family and our BABY
Being tied down for life to repay HDB
and rising monthly utilities to PUB

My bank account has NO MONEY
POSB balance is almost EMPTY
DBS wants to charge me EXTRA FEE
Insisting that "Nothing is FREE!"
So I moonlight as KARANG GUNI

Many times I want to jump into the sea to MATI
But that is not EASY
My wife cries: "Who is going to support me and our BABY?"
So I can't MATI .

I went to seek assistance from the MP
His reply was simple and easy:
"Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me".
He never tell me any convincing Policy.
My dear friends, can you pls help Ong Ah Bee ?

haohao.... Zzzzzz........

2304 sentosA trip

my tian~!! thE trip is the beST!~ i think it's dAmn fun cAN! esP in thE waTErS!! hahah~ i think all of us are roaSTed!! =) grEat day yeSterday!! thaNks everyone!! i realliE enjoyEd it!! hahah! tUo tiao tUo tiao!! debbie zhikai n NIAO REN reallie tuo tiao!!~ haAX!! AND SMELLIE NIAO REN GEN WO JI ZHU!! haAx...! terrify mE by pulling me into the dARk deeP crEepy waTErs!! =/ hahahah but i reallie enjoyed my self!! hahah frankie being damn lamE by squeezing the baLL drY wif his heaD!!?!! haahha!~ oh n that thing thAt shot by~.... the meteor or some thing is damn nicE~ maDe a wiSh that 2304 wud do well fEr A's and be happiE togetheR~ wOah it's vvvvv nice.. but it flew by so fast.. great sTuff jus dun lASt long i guess... captured it on caMera thou~ hey how to posT fotos on this blog~! help! hahaha... k hope everyone enjoyed themselvEs!~ =) twothreEohfouR raWks~

-theonethattriedtotreadinwaterbutfailed-yali-hahaha =)

:D

hey guess the klass outing was quite alright yah. hmm had quite a lot of fun laughing and stuff.. lazy to tok abt it.. haha as long as everyone knew how it was can liao.. haha

im red too. my face is cracking. haha

thanks everyone for everything.. haha

prof lau's advice for the day: tolerance is much needed in dealing with people. even if u cant really stand this particular person, try to tolerate but do not give in when the person gets too irritating. harmony breeds properity!!!! (sounds familiar? i think is some national day thingy kinda thing)

oh another thing. when 2 ppl update at almost the same time there'll be errors sometimes so just copy ur entry b4 posting in case the thing disappears.

benice e great

The Class Says " CHEESE" !

It was a great Class outing today! Hope Mr Tham will develop the photos he took during the AJ Race!

Enjoyed playing in Sentosa. HAha. Long time never had helluva fun already!! It's really a good break from JC life. Haha. But now the soles of my legs are still a lilz hot. Coz of the hot hot hot sand. And that my legs are aching. Coz of cycling and swimming. And my Face is scorching red. Coz of the bright bright sun.

BUT!! I'm Happy! ^_^!! Love Ya LoTs 2304!


-Kang Li

I realised that my geocities's space is fully used up. So most prob i'm going to cre8 an acc juz for our class alone! Yeah!! But that'll be tmr or the day after tmr. SoOoooOooon. =X. If u want the pics i'll send via msn.^_^.

Those who also took pics! plz kindly share with me toooOoooo!

hmm..

seems like everyones very excited about the klass outing tmr! haha everyone get ready to splash and have fun. i think its rather well deserved la. we've been working pretty hard so far (except me maybe haha) hmm the dkny thingy is really quite amusing.. hmm the girls are quite funny.. keep asking wear wad wear wad.. haha bring wad? those kinda things but tmr first time mah. first impression counts. hope it wun rain tmr!!!

oh anyway joanne and madeline have already professed their love for me. they told me they love me. they're no longer my secret admirers, they my NOT-secret admirers. haha

the tuo diao song is in my head and during co just now me and yiting were damn high and kept singing and jumping. of course we didnt tuo la.. haha yali its not dok diao ok. but we modified the song to suit ur dok diao. HAHA shall sing it tmr.. haha im waiting to listen to the song on 933. i nv really heard it b4. only once.. i must learn and sing!!! haha

hope to see everyone tmr and let our hair down and have lotsa fun!!!

sigh too bad cant book a room at hotel 81 or something.. haha it'll be so fun lo..

benice e great!

prof lau's advice for the day: smile whenever u can! its contagious!!! :D

Before I sLeeeeeep...

I've packed my stuffs. Haha. 3 Bags of stuff. The Slippers. I got no Flip Flops =(. So it's going to be those big big slippers. Haha. Then. 2 Sets of clothing. And oF cuZ. the dKnY. Haha. And yeah i'm bringing a tower along in case we're going to get wEt!

I'm chargin the camera batteries. Haha. Yeah!! LoTsa pictures to be taken tmr! So plz be my lovely models kay? Say CheEEeeeSe!!!

Also ChaRing my handphone battery. Haha. Yup. Hafta be fully chArged for tmR!! wOohoo!

HAha. I love playing with html. I think i have a talent for all these computer stuffs. Haha. But ahh.Anyways. I've lengthened the tagboard so that more words will be seen ! ^_^!

So Hope that the Class will have fUn tMr For the Aj Race! Also the Trip to Sentosa =D!

Gd nites!

Kang Li ^_^

I poem that i juz compose ^_^:


Day After Day.
From Sunrise till the skies turn gray.
Everyone has something to say.
Not only in words but many other ways.
Since after May.
That special light of ray.
Makes everyone turn gay.
Yay.

sorry people!i didnt realise i distorted the html last night and the entire side bar contents moved to the bottom of the page,together with the newly inserted countdown timer.Sorry!(no wonder i cant find the timer last night).Ive removed it because kang li requested it to be removed..aha she finds it stress-inducing.So yah,everyone just....agar agar la.

Debbie

The day b4 our 1st clas outing

ToDaY iS tHe DaY bEfOrE oUr ClAsS oUtInG...

Are you all excited?....

*Remember to bring plastic bags to put ur wet and dirty clothes!

*Remember to double check if you really have brought your DKNY. If you gt urself wet and gt no xtra...SONG BOH!

*Guys, remember to bring wax!

yingzhen's revision of debbie's to-bring list for friday
(debbie hope you dont mind)

1. 2 extra set of clothes
2. 1 extra set of DKNY (which effectively translates to di ku nei yee COUGH um yeah for the girls)
3. water bottle WITH water
4. SUNBLOCK!!!!! eh or if you like suntan lotion. hmmm.
5. monies
6. toiletries (contributed by kangli)
7. slippers / flipflops / whateveryoucallit !!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. YOURSELF.

o yeah how come no feedback for the fahrenheit 9/11 movie???!! it sounds so exciting.

okay thats allllllllllll.

<3yingzhen

Reminder

As I am a reponsible person, i hereby remind all physics students to do ur gravitation assignment qn and hand it in tml...Haha..

The GP outing sounds cool man!...WOO...what an excuse to watch movie?...haha nvm..I crapping...

Dont forget to bring xtra underwear on Friday...omg...sounds a bit erxin...hehe...

Promos!

I overheard somebody saying that promotional exams will begin on the 4th Oct.Ive checked and yup,unfortunately its true.Argh!After some calculations,that would equate to 61 days left to the promos.GREAT.-_-"(tear your hair out,let your pimples pop and allow dark rings to form.)Haha...so everyone,let's make it a point to do eXtremely well!:)Hmm,maybe we can aim to be the top of all our tutors' classes?(is that what we have been doing?!haha...opps)Or better still,lets top the level for the many subjects!We came together as a class and thus nobody should be left behind okay?23/04,jia you,jia you!:)

Hand in hand,we will all make it together.

Anyway,ive tried to insert a countdown timer to the promos but failed.Eeks,so sorry.I think the script can't be read.Whatever it is,i will keep you all updated.... Sorry if i sound too early for all these!!

Wow wow wow!look at the number of posts we have just over one week!This is definitely encouraging.Keep this going!!:D

Oh yes,Ying Zhen suggested a GP class outing on mon (ms lee will be invited too) to the movie- Farenheit 9/11.Heard from her that it might be useful for our GP study.So yup...feedback,anybody?

Okay!So friday is the day!!Can you see im egg-cited!?:P

Debbie

laLalalaLaLalalalaa...

Juz felt like bloggin here.

Ahh. First thing. Ya Li ar. Why ur post if u realise it takes up aLOt of blank spaces? Haha. It's due to quite a no. of unnecessary html. Yupz. You can actually add the span and colour html alone and it's enough to create the colour effects. Haha. If not while scrolling down there will be a big big big big blank space. Or. Was that want u intended to do? Ahh . Anyways i edited it so that the blank spaces will be eliminated. Yeah!


I'm really very looking forward to the class outing on friday. As well as the AJ race! I'm sure the class will enjoy it too.

Yup. And today chemistry lesson was quite funny with JiaYi and Mark quarelling. Lol. Entertainment la. though it's not vv gd . Nxt time the whole group bring sweets and we'll share yeah!



Kang Li ^_^

Quote of Da Day

"Listen. To those who have to Speak. Speak. To those who will listen."

oh yeah oh yeah. My first blog here!...OLE!..
Oh yah, eh must we really have the outing on Friday? Bcoz we can only start the fun in the afternoon and i cant stay for long..haha..Ah nvm lah...
Long weekend break coming!...
ALL rest well to have enough energy to pia for PROMOS...haha..sounds like mugger!

Signing off,
KAI

psssssssssssssh.

okay nothing much happen today except the funneh episode that happened during chemistry tutorial today. which many people missed because it happened in our group. anyways mark and jiayi were bickering. um yeah i said i will write it in the blog so here it is! anyway peace offfffffffff okay. haha


thats alllllllllll.

<3yingzhen

dotz.dotx.dots!

ha debbie!!! bigdotxsmalldotx.. dotxdotxdotx!!~~ ahahha.. that list is ermmmm.. ya quite a list~ haaAx!! bring money!! the most important one!! ohohoh!! ppl... so sorry ah!! wet weather plan change k?? coz of the hassle of bringing so many sets of clothes... u cant wear beach clothes to ice skate rite??!! so we'll jus chill out sumwhere maybe town or watever place to eat?? or any suggestions??? pls give me ur comments can? ya thankx~~!! =) and sorry guys.. cant go wild wild wet.. coz ya.. wei nu ren zao xiang~~~ =) later reallie wa.. wild wild red~ waTeveR!! =) oh welcome gui xian to the short rep club!!! at least now mark not the tallest!! hahahx.. =) to the one in bad mood (in the previous post)............ relax!! bu yao shang xin!! =) be happy!!

my principle... my way of handling things..... my life.......

REN2 BU4 FAN4 WO3, WO3 BU4 FAN4 REN2....
REN2 YAO4 FAN4 WO3, WO3 SHUANG1 BEI4 FENG4 HUAN2....
haiz... nvm abt diz posts... juz feel lyk posting my feelings of today here.....

Checklist for Class Outing on Fri,6th August

Hello world!:)here's a gentle reminder on what to bring for the class outing on Friday-one of the highly anticipated event of the year for 23/04!:P

1) 2 extra sets of clothes.(one to change when we head to Sentosa,and the other to change when we get wet.Just in case.)
2)Your own water bottle.
3)Suntan lotion.
4)Whatever you deem necessary.

Hmm.Wow,thats what i call a checklist?Its short.Haha,okay so there's nothing much to bring over there actually.I will bring a beachball and...i don't know about the guys.Anyone bringing a soccer ball?Would you all like to have a radio as well?(we can dance Alex Toh's Tuo Diao!:P Haha,jk la.)

Food.So are we buying food to eat over there?

Oh yes,everyone,do becareful of your belongings when we are at the beach.This is because there will definitely be some f***tards lurking around for a good steal.So remember to just take good care of them:)

Awaits for your reply!

Debbie

hehehehehehhehehehehe

A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps on to the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey did?"
The guy says, "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprize me," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his arse, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No, what?" replied the guy.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his arse, pulled it out and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. He still eats everything in sight but, ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."

prof haohao........Zzzzzzzzzz............

Here cums de NIAO4 REN2 to crap...

haha ya as wad mark sae diz fri we marching... so muz take note of how shuai we r k??? dun miz de chance!!!!! but if nv saw oso nvm la... evryday oso can c ma...

hmmm... since kangli gt so much dirty jokes 2 post.. i shall type out sum of dem in future(if gt time) n post it here... n oso sum black jokes?? haha... maybe we can qie cuo in future... n we can compile into 1 bk of dirty jokes liao... den sell n make $$$$!!

NIAO4 REN2

hmm.........................

Many people will walk in and out of your life.
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.

Anger is only one letter short of danger
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.
Learn from the mistakes of others
You can't live long enough to make them allyourself.

Friends, you and me...
You brought another friend...
And then there were 3...
We started our group...
Our circle of friends...
And like that circle...
There is no beginning or end...
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.


Prof haohao......Zzzzzzzzz............

advice of the day!

Professor Lau's advice of the day!
a winner makes commitments. a loser makes promises.

so losers out there!!! make commitments!!! must learn from me ok.. haha
benice

Jokes!! ^_^

With regards to the 1st one . Since today En wei felt i was too 'innocent' to listen to dirty jokes. So i hope this will prove u wrong. Lol. Ok. Then 2nd one is not really related but a lilz related to what we're doing for gp now. =D. Let ur imagination run wild!!

Boy or Girl????

Two babies sat in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other,

"Are you a little girl or a little boy?"

"I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.

"What do you mean, you don't know?" said the first baby.

"I mean I don't know how to tell the difference," was the reply.

"Well, I do," said the first baby chuckling.

"I'll climb into your crib and find out."

He carefully manoeuvered himself into the other baby's crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets.

After a couple of minutes, he resurfaced with a big grin on his face.

"You're a little girl, and I'm a little boy," he said proudly.

"You're ever so clever," cooed the baby girl,

"but how can you tell?"

"It's quite easy really," replied the baby boy,


"You've got pink socks and I've got blue ones."

What were you thinking???

Haha. GoTchA. =X. aLl the diRty-miNded ppl!! oPps~


Inventing A Woman

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention... the Assembly line for the automobile... changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."

Ford thinks about it, and says, "I want to hang out with God Himself." So the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God.

Ford asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?"
God asks, "What do you mean?"

"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing.
5. Every 28 days it leaks fluid and is rendered out of service.
6. The rear end wobbles too much.
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
8. The headlights are usually too small.
9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.

"Hummmm," replies God, "hold on a minute."

God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time, the computer prints out a report and God reads it. God then turns to Ford, and says, "Yor 100% correct, my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."


Kang Li ^_^

Friday 06/08/04

Oh no! nono.. today is not Friday yet. hahaa. tho i wished it was.. anyway. kEep a LoOk out fOr e gUys =D. mE n Enwei will be holding the flag and Chin Hao will be in the marching contingient =D. Lots of hardwork okay... then come back late lor... A chance for u all to see us in Uniform ;) Hope it will not be too tight fitting for ew n ch cuz bet they hvnt touched their Uniform since last aug.? hHAaa...


Nice Jokes btw ppl!! Keep them coming =) Tho some might be abit lame but it nv fails to entertain me... (Im known as easily amused afterall) In case u didnt know.. lOl.. Looking forward to the outing i hope => Try to go k?? whateva the plan might be.......

muahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,

"Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.

Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition.

" The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

haohao.....Zzzzzzzzzz..........

muahaha!!!

CLASS TIME The class was very noisy just now because there wasn't any teacher, but now everyone suddenly turned quiet. That is because the fiercest teacher in the school had entered the class. Her face is as fierce as a lion which will bite anyone's head off if offended... And if you wanna know more.... follow the lesson.

Students: Good morning, teacher.
Teacher : (shouting) Why is it only good morning? What about afternoon and night?
Students: Good morning, afternoon and night teacher!
Teacher : That is unacceptable! It is too long. Just wish me bestregards for my whole day! That is much better as it is easier and full of meaning. And that greeting can also be used for all times.
Students: Best regards teacher!
Teacher : That's better, sit down! Listen today I'm going to test you all on words that have the opposite meaning. When I say sentence or word, all of you must answer quickly the opposite meaning to the words, understand?
Students: Understood teacher!
Teacher : I do not want any disturbance!
Students: (silence)
Teacher : Clever!
Students: Stupid!
Teacher : High!
Students: Low!
Teacher : Popular!
Students: Calafare!
Teacher : Wrong!
Students: Correct!
Teacher : Stupid! Students: Clever!
Teacher : No!
Students: Yes!
Teacher : Oh God!
Students: Oh Slave!
Teacher : Listen to this!
Students: Listen to that!
Teacher : Quiet!
Students: Noisy!
Teacher : That's not a question, stupid!
Students: This is an answer, clever!
Teacher : I'm dead!
Students: We're alive!
Teacher : I'm lazy to teach!
Students: We are hardworking to learn!
Teacher : Enough! Enough!
Students: More! More!
Teacher : Stop! Stop!
Students: Start! Start!
Teacher : Why are you people so stupid?!
Students: Because I am someone clever!
Teacher : Lack manners!
Students: Taught enough!
Teacher : O.K. Lesson has ended!
Students: K.O. Lesson has not started!
Teacher : Enough, stupid!
Students: Not yet, clever!
Teacher : Stand up!
Students: Sit down!
Teacher : I said CALAFARE was wrong!
Students: We said POPULAR was correct!
Teacher : You people are dumb!
Students: We are gifted!
Teacher : All of you must stay back this afternoon!
Students: Released tonight!
Teacher : (Keep quiet, gather her books and went out)


haohao.....Zzzzzzzzz........

stupid show...

hmm...1st time here blogging...like alwayz the same few ppl blogging onli...so decided to crap here for awhile...
haizz...todae went for my ex claz outing...we went to watch house of flying daggers..veri excited abt watching it at 1st cos e advertisements make it seen like sooo interesting ,made me wanna watch it...but after watching i totalli changed my opinion of the show lor..e beginning was quite nice but the ending realli suxx!!!e story was like kindof weird...and alot of unexpected things happen..plus some parts of e show were quite stupid..like when e zhang ziyi woke up after being stabbed by e dagger in her heart(i s'pose),they make it seem like she was obviously dying.. so unrealistic..hmmm... dun tink i'll ever watch diz kind of shows again..'
haiyo..haven done most of my homework somemore..sian man...dun feel like doing..gotta start pia ing now..tt's all for e dae...

Joanne

Have a gd week ahead!

Yoz people! This week wil be a great week! u guys know why? Coz after thursdae, we will have a long weekend. Great time for all of us to take a good rest. Although most of us will have to pia the gp articles. Hehe. But still endure k? It will end before you know it. =)

Jia Yi

HI EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! did u all miss me?!?!?! i know u do!!!!!!!!! dun shy!!!!!!!! =) wa sianx. hey ppl!!!!!! blog more lei!!!!! jus crap!! dun end up walking sideways can lerRr!! =) make this place a much more happening can!! or this blog will be useless!~ oohohohoh.. tell u all a joke!! =) adapted from reader's digest!! hope it's funny!! k wait let me find ah... dun so anxious............. k here it goes!!

the novice angler wasnt having much luck , thou the man nearby was pulling up fish after fish.
"what's your secret?" the novie asked.
"Mmnnpximdafglymm." mumbled the man.
"i`m sorry but i dun quite understand you." the novice apologised.
"Mmnnpximdafglymm." the fisherman repeated.
the neophyte shook his head and begun to turn away, but the other man held up his hand, spat twice into his coffee cup and explained, "you've got to keep the worms warm." =)

HAHAHAHAHHA!!! laugh ppl laugh!!!~~ k la i think many heard this joke b4.. but still............ ahahhaha!!! kkk i gg mad.. let me admit myself into mental hospi~~~ rem to visit me there!! dun go empty handed k!! a fruit basket at least!! =) hahahha scarly the joke not funny den i paiseh myself... i betta dun say my name....... k la shuan le! i`m YA LI THE DUA CHIO BU!!! MISS ME NOT!! oh here's another one!!!

With the storm raging, the captain realised his ship was sinking fast.
He called out," does anyone here know how to pray?"
One man stepped forward. " Yes captain, I pray alot."
"Good." said the captain. "You pray while the rest of us put on the life jackets. we are one short."
=)

haha!! tata for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)

:: yali ::